1) My uncle: Divorced my aunt a few years after having the twins. He refuses to pay more than the bare minimum for his four children and is being an absolute asshole. He wouldn't help out at all financing the twins' bar mitzvah and isn't helping much with Zach's college tuition. I wish DEATH upon him so that they can get the insurance. Bastard.
2) Never in my life: have I been as good a student as I am now.
3) When I was five: I had to dress up as Pumpkin for "Farm Day" in the first grade. Everyone else got to be a farmer or a dog or a cow. Mom made me go as a freaking Pumpkin...
4) High School was: A pretty good ride. I made some life-long friends and I learned some things about myself. I made a million mistakes, but I also did a few things right.
5) I will never forget: the Alamo. Just kidding. I'm going to say I'll never forget May 14, 2005.
6) I once met: a strange teenage boy on the streets of New York who kissed. I don't even remember what his name was!
7) There’s this girl I know who: remindes me A LOT of Raechel Doughty.
8) Once, at a bar: I bought tickets for a Pink Floyd-ish concert.
9) By noon I’m usually: getting lunch/brunch, or in Academic Writing.
10) Last night: I had a really good conversation with a boy 700 miles away.
11) If I only had: a teleportation device, life would be so much better!
12) Next time I go to church, I: will wonder, "why am I here? Am I not a non-practicing Jew?"
13) Terry Schiavo: Isn't she dead?
14) What worries me most: what I will do with my life after college.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: Rachel's side of the room with looks a lot cleaner than mine.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: My bed, White Bear, a box of tissues, a blue plastic cup, scissors and highlighters, the panda bear Jeff gave me, the polar bear Billiam gave me, a collage I made, pirate bandana, Batman water bottle, alarm clock, miniature air hockey table, TWO pirate swords, memo-notes, a lighter, and a cocktail umbrella, Oh! and my Nuns Having Fun calendar.
17) You know I’m lying when: I start to smile while talking.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: Molly Ringwald!
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Viola from "Twelfth Night" because she was appealing to both sexes! Hehe.
20) By this time next year: I will be Master of the Universe!
22) I have a hard time understanding: Quantum Physics. But that's because I've never even taken it.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: be just where I am right now. In school. Right here.
24) You know I like you if: You'd know.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Andrea Place. She's always giving me good tips when I go visit her at school.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: *shrug*
27) Take my advice, never: be unfaithful.
28) My ideal breakfast is: belgian waffle with whipped cream and strawberries, hot chocolate, and good company.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Animals" by Nickleback
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you get out. It's pretty damn boring. Unless you go to the ocean. There are some great beaches.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: ask me to play video games. I hate video games.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: Does it matter? I'm not one to vision myself getting married anyway.
35) The world could do without: terrorism.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: admit that I was wrong.
37) My favorite blonde is: Spike on Buffy.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: YOU.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: admiring beauty in the unlikliest of places.
40) And by the way: I care more than people think I do.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: tried a little to hard to get into the "sex cave" and had to be escorted to bed by Rachel and Robyn.
42) I have always wanted to: travel.